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Spoiler Alert: You’re Not Even the Side Character - Boxy Crop T-Shirt
£33.00
Let’s set the record straight — this is your story, and some people don’t even make the credits. This boxy tee brings the drama with a sharp dose of reality, featuring the iconic line “Spoiler Alert: You’re Not Even the Side Character” for those who need a reminder they’re not part of your plot.
Because some people are just filler scenes — and you’re the franchise.
- 100% cotton t-shirt
- worldwide shipping
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (172.9 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy fit with mid-length, seamless body
• Classic-width, topstitched rib collar
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX-certified for its low-impact, salt-free dyes
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Please allow between 1-3 weeks for delivery.
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Size Guide
| LSS SIZE | UK/AUS | US/CA | EUR |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 8-10 | 4-6 | 36-38 |
| M | 12-14 | 8-10 | 40-42 |
| L | 16-18 | 12-14 | 44-46 |
| XL | 20-22 | 16-18 | 48-50 |
| 2XL | 24-26 | 20-22 | 52-54 |
Size Guide - Inches
Please measure yourself before ordering. Size up for a loose fit.
| LSS SIZE | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 37-38 | 16 |
| M | 21 | 38-40 | 16.5 |
| L | 22 | 40-42 | 18 |
| XL | 23 | 42-44 | 19 |
| 2XL | 24 | 44-46 | 20 |