Size Guide - Inches
Please measure yourself before ordering. Size up for a loose fit.
| LSS SIZE | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27 ½ | 21 | 31 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 23 | 33 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 25 | 35 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ½ | 26 ½ | 36 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 28 | 38 ¼ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 29 ½ | 39 ¼ |
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"Spoiler Alert: You’re Not Even a Side Character" Vintage-Wash Sweatshirt
£35.50
Quietly Savage, Comfortably Bold
Serving main character energy with every wear, this vintage-washed sweatshirt is your new go-to for throwing shade—softly. With the statement “Spoiler Alert: You’re Not Even a Side Character” front and centre, it’s the perfect mix of chill vibes and not-so-subtle truth bombs.
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations. For example, pink may look like lilac.
• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 30 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Forward-rolled shoulder
• Twill tape on the inside of the back neck
• Twill label
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador
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- US orders: 3 – 5 business days.
- International orders: 5 – 12 business days.
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Size Guide
| LSS SIZE | UK/AUS | US/CA | EUR |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 8-10 | 4-6 | 36-38 |
| M | 12 | 8 | 40 |
| L | 14 | 10 | 42 |
| XL | 16 | 12 | 44 |
| 2XL | 18-20 | 14-16 | 46-48 |
| 3XL | 22-24 | 18-20 | 50-52 |